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Journal Entry: Wed Jan 6, 2010, 8:02 AM
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i just emailed abstergo under *Rosiana's email with this enclosed:
"Can I have my wedding hosted at your industry, I would much appreciate if the reception could feature a quick run in The Animus, as I am very interested in your company and what it is working to achieve.

Me and my fiance are very very rich and all it would take would be for you to name your price.

I look forward to your reply. :)"


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i made ashy call abstergo

Journal Entry: Wed Jan 6, 2010, 7:53 AM
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4 times
we left many messages
including if their refrigerator was running, 2012 2012 2012, and I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR

then ashy was a dick and told them my address :(

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Journal Entry: Tue Jan 5, 2010, 3:56 PM
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*Draes: hey
*Draes: hey
*Draes is sending a sound.
Action: Play "Fart"
*iously: FUCKING
*iously: DAMMIT

UPON SEEING THIS JOURNAL

*iously: FUCK YOU
*Draes is sending a sound.
Action: Play "Fart"
*iously: kljdasklfjskleksdlhfkgjhskljd

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wow shawn you're a retard

Journal Entry: Mon Jan 4, 2010, 10:07 AM
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Shawnald: i wish i understood itailian so i could understand half the fucking dialogue in this game
Fungii: did you try subtitles
Shawnald: Wait
Shawnald: What

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sup guys

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 2, 2010, 9:00 AM
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*Draes is sending a sound.
Action: Play "Fart"
*iously: this is why im friends with you

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Shoutbox

~Teh-Zomg-Factor:iconTeh-Zomg-Factor:
Jolly Good Sayian cat
Wed Jan 6, 2010, 3:52 PM
*In-The-Machine:iconIn-The-Machine:
I want you to want me to want you to want them
Wed Jan 6, 2010, 12:37 PM
=orings22122:iconorings22122:
lolwut
Tue Jan 5, 2010, 4:02 PM
*iously:iconiously:
im so confused
Tue Jan 5, 2010, 3:55 PM
~Sugar-Babeh:iconSugar-Babeh:
i accidentally the jarate
Mon Jan 4, 2010, 8:20 PM

How do you sleep? 

30%
31 deviants said Pajamas
24%
25 deviants said grab some random shirt i wasn't planning on wearing anyway
18%
19 deviants said whatever i was wearing that day; saves on laundry, don't it?
15%
16 deviants said In my underwear
13%
13 deviants said NAKED

shit that friends say


*Draes: [link] ELLIS YOU FOOL
*iously: HAHA
*iously: nick would get him to do that
*iously: also steal any money he happened to have
*iously: then nickface
*Draes: sdfs

~yugimoto: [link]
*Draes: is this you
~yugimoto: no
~yugimoto: its much
~yugimoto: much worse
*Draes: OH GOD ITS A WOMAN
*Draes: closes youtube asap

*PineFreshZombie: come with me
*PineFreshZombie: did i mention you're gay
*PineFreshZombie: ??

*iously: are your eyes open or closed
*Draes: both
*iously: oh my god

*Draes: i just watched a guy on tv let bugs have sex on his ear
*Draes: NO JOKE
*PineFreshZombie: holy shit
*Draes: giant bugs too
*PineFreshZombie: LOOOL
*PineFreshZombie: DYING IRL
*PineFreshZombie: i kept back spacing
*PineFreshZombie: I AM STILL
*PineFreshZombie: doesn't know what to say

~antiphile: she needs to stop talking about her sex life so openly
*Draes: i know i keep telling her to stop it but she just keeps doing it
~antiphile: we dont talk about our sex life
~antiphile: i mean come on
~antiphile: ...sex lives too
*Draes: shan i had no idea you felt that way

*Draes: MAURICE, GASTON OR BEAST FOREVER
*Draes: CHOOSE
*Rosiana: NO
*Rosiana: /WATCHES TV
*Draes: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
*Draes: FINE U GET MAURICE
*Draes: BUT GASTON DOESN'T APRROVE
*Draes: SO HE KILLS MAURICE
*Draes: AND OUT OF GREIF
*Draes: YOU MARRY HIM INSTEAD
*Draes: AND HAVE 6 CHILLINS
*Draes: AND A DOG
*Draes: AND THEN I COME TO VISIT
*Draes: AND BEAT GASTON
*Draes: AND HE CRIES BECAUSE OMG I RUINED HIS BEAUTY
*Draes: AND I SMASH EVERY EGG IN THE HOUSE
*Draes: AND THEN GASTON GOES OVER TO YOU ALL
*Draes: HALP MEEEEE
*Draes: AND YOU HAVE STARTED TO LOVE HIM
*Draes: SO YOU SAY OMG GASTON NOOOO
*Draes: AND YOU CRY
*Draes: AND THEN I LEAVE
*Draes: TO GO BACK TO MY CASTLE

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