Tristan: atlas
Tristan: atlas
Atlas: what
Tristan: you're not real
Tristan: heeplz
Atlas: fuck you
Tristan: you cant
Tristan: you're not real

*Draes: [link]
~daggerjaw: .............
~daggerjaw: HOLY FUCKING HELL THIS IS GOING TO BE MY TOTAL FAV
*Draes: LOOOOL
*Draes: I WAS
~daggerjaw: JESUS
*Draes: WORRIED
*Draes: FOR A SECOND THERE
~daggerjaw: man
*Draes: DONT DO THAT

*Draes: time flies when you're staring at microsoft paper clip
*Draes: while thinking dirty thoughts
~herosaurus: i want you inside me microsoft paper clip
*Draes: safsdafsdf
~herosaurus: i have a paper clip fetish
*Draes: AUGH
~herosaurus: a paper clip with googly eyes fetish
*Draes: i am totally gonna make one now
*Draes: where are my GOOGLY EYES
~herosaurus: i know i was thinking the same thing lol
~herosaurus: WHERE ARE MY PAPER CLIPS
*Draes: LOLLLL

Hitoshura: check this out
Hitoshura: [link]
Draes: This video contains content from Vevo, who has decided to block it in your country.
Hitoshura: fuck
Hitoshura: they blocked rickroll in UK?
Hitoshura: i was gonna do an old ancient joke
Hitoshura: for old times' sake
Hitoshura: now i find out they're blocking rickroll in the UK
Hitoshura: boooo

*Draes: DFSAG
*Draes: DSAF
*Draes: SSD
*iously: naked alistair right
*Draes: NO
*Draes: so im doing my rounds and checking up on my team mates
*Draes: and i talk to zevran
*Draes: and hes like
*Draes: YOU LOOK SO TIRED
*Draes: I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
*Draes: responses
*Draes: >Oh? This I have to hear
>A good nights rest maybe
>Well I doubt you can give it to me
>A HORSE?
*Draes: ZEVRAN WE BROKE UP A FEW DAYS AGO DO YOU REMEMBER NOTHING
*iously: aklf
*Draes: im like not sure if want
*Draes: OH
*Draes: MAN
*Draes: WRONG RESPONSE
*Draes: OH MAN ALISTIARS GONNA BE MAD
*Draes: OH GOD
*Draes: I NO GOOD THIS GAME
*iously: sfdklfsdf
*Draes: wait
*Draes: wait
*Draes: didnt zevran have tattoos
*Draes: WHAT THE FUCK
*Draes: YOU'RE NOT ZEVRAN OH GOD

*Draes: [link] ELLIS YOU FOOL
*iously: HAHA
*iously: nick would get him to do that
*iously: also steal any money he happened to have
*iously: then nickface
*Draes: sdfs

~yugimoto: [link]
*Draes: is this you
~yugimoto: no
~yugimoto: its much
~yugimoto: much worse
*Draes: OH GOD ITS A WOMAN
*Draes: closes youtube asap

*PineFreshZombie: come with me
*PineFreshZombie: did i mention you're gay
*PineFreshZombie: ??

*iously: are your eyes open or closed
*Draes: both
*iously: oh my god

*Draes: i just watched a guy on tv let bugs have sex on his ear
*Draes: NO JOKE
*PineFreshZombie: holy shit
*Draes: giant bugs too
*PineFreshZombie: LOOOL
*PineFreshZombie: DYING IRL
*PineFreshZombie: i kept back spacing
*PineFreshZombie: I AM STILL
*PineFreshZombie: doesn't know what to say

~antiphile: she needs to stop talking about her sex life so openly
*Draes: i know i keep telling her to stop it but she just keeps doing it
~antiphile: we dont talk about our sex life
~antiphile: i mean come on
~antiphile: ...sex lives too
*Draes: shan i had no idea you felt that way

*Draes: MAURICE, GASTON OR BEAST FOREVER
*Draes: CHOOSE
*Rosiana: NO
*Rosiana: /WATCHES TV
*Draes: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
*Draes: FINE U GET MAURICE
*Draes: BUT GASTON DOESN'T APRROVE
*Draes: SO HE KILLS MAURICE
*Draes: AND OUT OF GREIF
*Draes: YOU MARRY HIM INSTEAD
*Draes: AND HAVE 6 CHILLINS
*Draes: AND A DOG
*Draes: AND THEN I COME TO VISIT
*Draes: AND BEAT GASTON
*Draes: AND HE CRIES BECAUSE OMG I RUINED HIS BEAUTY
*Draes: AND I SMASH EVERY EGG IN THE HOUSE
*Draes: AND THEN GASTON GOES OVER TO YOU ALL
*Draes: HALP MEEEEE
*Draes: AND YOU HAVE STARTED TO LOVE HIM
*Draes: SO YOU SAY OMG GASTON NOOOO
*Draes: AND YOU CRY
*Draes: AND THEN I LEAVE
*Draes: TO GO BACK TO MY CASTLE